Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
Yes I did reblog this 6 times. Your lucky if this isn’t on your dash everyday.
Magneto and Mystique = sassy popular girls
wE LOVE WHAT YOU’VE DONE WITH YOUR HAIR I AM SO DONE
Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt
"tell us something about yourself"
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.
will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom
I knew there was a reason I got out of bed this morning